In the tiny but mighty state of Rhode Island, where the clams are as plentiful as the seagulls, and the lighthouses shine brighter than a firefly on a summer's night, resides an extraordinary group of young warriors. These are not your average Joe kids; they are the sensational Kobudo kids of Rhode Island. They gather every day at the dojo, under the watchful eye of their mentor, a cool imaginary character known by all as "Sensei Seashell." Now, you may be wondering why they call him that. Well, Sensei Seashell is a surfing samurai who was raised by a school of serene seahorses. He is as swift as an ocean wave, as wise as an old sea turtle, and as patient as a clam waiting for high tide. The Kobudo kids learn from Sensei Seashell how to master ancient martial arts weapons, all the while giggling at his jokes that are as corny as Rhode Island sweet corn. They twirl bo staffs like spinning lighthouses, crack nunchucks like the whip of a jester's joke, and wield kama like a chef dices vegetables for a chowder. These kids have the spirit of a Rhode Island Red rooster, always eager to rise with the sun and face the day, their hearts as deep as Narragansett Bay. They aren't just friends; they’re as close as clams in a clam chowder. They may be small, like their beloved state, but they are fierce like the waves crashing against the Rhode Island shores. So, kiddos, if you ever find yourself in the marvelous state of Rhode Island, don't miss watching the Kobudo kids in action. But be prepared, you might get swept up in a tidal wave of laughter because their Kobudo skills are as impressive as their ability to crack a joke!